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on Tuesday, 22 October 2013
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!

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There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time!

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. The girl says, "Show me, I wanna see myself if it's true what they say about black men"! So he stabs her and nicks her purse!

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